Here are a few of our favorite insurance claims jokes:
- Insurance brokers never retire, they just expire.
- Insurance brokers are premium lovers.
- Insurance brokers do it with third parties
- The farmer’s barn had burnt down and his wife called the insurance company and said, ‘That barn was insured for £180,000 so can I have my money’. ‘It doesn’t work like that’ said the insurance company claims manager. ‘What happens is that we assess the value of the barn and we will provide you with one on a like-for-like basis’. The farmer’s wife thought about it and said, ‘Well, if that’s the case I’d like you to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband’
- A woman was in hospital when the doctor said to her, ‘I have some bad new for you. Unfortunately you only have 3 months left to live’. ‘Oh, that’s terrible news’ she said ‘Whatever can I do?’. The doctor replied ‘You should marry an insurance broker’. ‘Will that make me live longer?’ she asked. ‘No’ replied the doctor ‘but it will seem longer’.
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